THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
The worst thing about musicals is not being able to choose who you want to sing along with.
Do I sing along with Gabe or his dad?
Do I sing Roger or Mark?
Am I a Raoul or a Phantom today?
IT IS EITHER VALJEAN OR JAVERT
- cup your hands around them protectively
- lift them from the ground
- gently kiss their fuzzy heads
- say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
- peep peep
shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.